Incident Report
< Classification: Omega-Level Breach >
$LAB_TERMINAL_v0.1b
< ORIGIN >Wuhan LLM Experiment.
< MUTATION >Infected the Meta.
< SYMPTOM >Uncontrollable Pump.
< VACCINE >None. Buy $LAB.
< STATUS: CONTAINMENT_FAILED | LEAK_DATE:
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< Classification: Omega-Level Breach >